A quick word on Reebok Easy Tone.

Teaching people that you can get a better body just by wearing clothes?





Wrong-o.


(Note: I don't believe that there really are people like this. Just making commentary on the product. Also, please note the '70s wallpaper and carpeting.)

Peace.

Molly

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