Accidentally Hilarious.

In honor of these most beloved Hallmark holiday that celebrates chocolate, cards, and general commercialism, I have decided to wear a few clothing items adorned with hearts. My shirt is pink with a keyboard strewn across the front, with purple and blue hearts in the background. My socks are black with two flamingos nuzzling noses (forming a heart shape), with pink hearts all over. I am wearing my peace and love necklace, along with my flamingo-wearing-a-sunhat necklace. You see, I have no one with whom to celebrate Valentine's Day. So to compensate, I'm pooling together all of the things  that I love and just...wearing them. I guess. I'm lame. I love pink. I love music. I love hippies. I love flamingos. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for - The Flamingo Story. When I was in 1st grade, my sister and I played on my dad's softball team. Our team name and sponsor was the Eagles Nest, which is a restaurant in Green Bay. The league was fun by ...

Things I am no good at: Purling Belching The worm Time management Science Video games Double tasking (this is task dependent, of course) Not thinking baby animals are cute Golf Lying Being normal Things I am pretty darn good at: Blogging Buying things I usually don't need Sleeping Liking pink Hating Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Nickelback, and country music in general Eating tasty food Laughing Keeping secrets Hugging Love Ukulele (ish) Music Procrastinating Being funny Being awkward Loving the song "Christmas Eve/Sarajevo" by TSO Dancing around like a crazy person to aforementioned song Confusing the hell out of people Making weird noises, like baby crying Giving advice Being patient Being loyal Having fun Naming things (i.e. a bear named BearBear, a monkey - MonkMonk, a flamingo - MingMing...) Smiling Staying true to who I am The bad's came before the good's merely because I was freshly frustrated at how bad I am at pur...