Accidentally Hilarious.

I don't care who you are, or how drunk you are, if you are white, black, or green . It is NEVER okay to treat a woman, or any person like they are an object. Calling someone a piece of sh*t is NOT a good way to impress ANYONE. Touching them inappropriately is exactly that: INAPPROPRIATE. If she says don't touch her, then DON'T TOUCH HER. DON'T slap her ass, and DON'T kiss her neck when she's facing away from you. Keep your f*cking hands to yourself. If every guy around you is telling you to back off and stop touching her, then take a hint. And don't just move on to the next group of girls to see if you'll get lucky there. Chances are, they'll see how repulsive you are too, and refuse to talk you. But you won't give up, will you? You're too stubborn to give up on a pretty girl. So you'll keep bouncing back and forth between them, seeing which one takes the bait. Standing behind her, rubbing up against her, sliding your filthy hands up and ...

Okay. So, though none of you read this little tiny blog entry beneath this one, I'm going to apologize for it and tell you that I wrote it while I was a touch intoxicated just before hunkering down into bed for the night. Embarrassing. Oh well. HI! I also must apologize for my lack of blogging lately. But as they say, too much of a good thing...is....bad. Or something. But here I am, blogging again. You're welcome. I think the time off was needed. Had I blogged about any of my feelings or emotions over the last few weeks it may not have turned out so well for anybody. I just needed to reflect on my own. I couldn't think of the words to say that would have made for a good explanation of my emotions, and I didn't feel like cracking any jokes, so my fingers stayed away from the blogging keyboard. I did a lot of reading. I'm on the last Twilight book. I don't know what to think. It's like the stupidest thing I've ever read, but I can't stop rea...