You know what really grinds my gears? Well, I'll tell you: 1) Automated phone calls that make you press numbers. Now, the phone call itself isn't what bugs me. I don't mind not having to talk to a real person. (That sounds weird...) I hate it when they say this: "If this is correct, PRESS 1. If this is incorrect, PRESS 3." Now, sometimes I'm in a hurry, and I don't like to listen to the robot all the way to the end. So I assume, as lots of normal people do, that in a natural succession of numbers, if you want to say no, and pressing 1 means yes, you'd press 2. But then when I press 2, it gives me the whole "That response does not exist" shpeel, thus prolonging my time on the phone, renewing my prescriptions, when I pressed 2 to speed things up in the first place. WHAT HAPPENED TO 2????? 2) Elevator buttons. Specifically, elevator buttons that look like this: What genius came up with THIS setup??? My eyeballs are going to go d...
Things I am no good at: Purling Belching The worm Time management Science Video games Double tasking (this is task dependent, of course) Not thinking baby animals are cute Golf Lying Being normal Things I am pretty darn good at: Blogging Buying things I usually don't need Sleeping Liking pink Hating Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Nickelback, and country music in general Eating tasty food Laughing Keeping secrets Hugging Love Ukulele (ish) Music Procrastinating Being funny Being awkward Loving the song "Christmas Eve/Sarajevo" by TSO Dancing around like a crazy person to aforementioned song Confusing the hell out of people Making weird noises, like baby crying Giving advice Being patient Being loyal Having fun Naming things (i.e. a bear named BearBear, a monkey - MonkMonk, a flamingo - MingMing...) Smiling Staying true to who I am The bad's came before the good's merely because I was freshly frustrated at how bad I am at pur...
A montage. In words and pictures. A nice dinner with the cast of Spelling Bee. Molly: Guys. Guys. Harry Potter started 6 minutes ago. And I'm not there. Apparently the word "there" was really hilariously pronounced. Mid-drink, Dustin shoots water out of his nose at the word "there." Dustin and Molly go into uncontrollable fit of laughter. More laughter. Temporarily slowing.. Molly: Dustin, let's pretend something sad just happened and we're crying, not laughing. *......two seconds of solemn faces.....* False. Molly: Dustin, why are you holding your ears? Trying to hide my face from the cameras. Trying to eat while laughing is hard... Shelbi comes over to take a picture of me because I am entertaining. And we're friends. (I would think that is another reason for a picture...) Shelbi puts her arms on my shoulders. Where do my hands go? Should I put them on her hands? Then I would look like an awkward Pterodactyl... Should I put them at my sides? Then I...
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